Vortex of Despair, take one...And Action!

2009-09-04T19:43:00.000-07:00

Gee, that blog title super sucks. I swear to you my name isn't Cornyelius and I don't eat corny-ish hens either but cut me some slack; this is my first blog on this site.

The main reason I decided to do this is to document some of these weird, funny and somewhat bizarre thoughts, ideas and funny and or disgusting idiocies that populate my brain which often see the light of day, but seldom get recorded for posterity. Point in case, when somebody asks where I work I just answer The Vortex of Despair. I started to use the phrase often since 2006. Recently it has been revealed to me that it has become quite popular after I shared it with somebody who found it so hilarious that this individual felt compelled to use it as well, in a "setting" where dozens of individuals actually loved the phrase so much that they decided to put pen to paper. Of course, such words, at one time of another would have joined together somewhere in time and probably there might be one or two death metal or Goth rock bands somewhere in Sweden with such name, but I want to go on record "This is my baby, and I want no Dingo eating this particular baby."

So, there is a very specific reason why "Vortex of Despair" came to be, where the inspiration came from when baby Vortex first saw the light of day and luckily also there has been more than one dated email with such phrase on it, so hopefully this blog will be like intellectual property pee, and mark my territory. So arrivederci for now, goodbye and adios my friends and strangers!

Talikhar
(Self professed stalker and Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs frustrated artist)